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Originally Posted by Trollheart
How in the name of blue fu ckery can you be an honorary black belt? I mean, you can be an honorary doctor or professor without studying a damn subject, but martial arts requires you know how to use it. What in fu ck's name use is an "honorary black belt"? Stand back! I know tay kwan - take one - tayka - karate! Well, the president of South Korea gave me this, well, honorary thingy and he says I'm a black belt, even though I hate the word black and the only belt I know is the one that holds in my fat gut, but still, watch out!  |
"I know a lot of martial artists, okay, great people, and they all tell me: 'Mr. President, no one has a karate chop like yours, your karate chop is truly one of a kind!' and I say: 'Stop it! Really? You really think so?' - they tell me, 'Oh yes, Mr. President, if war with Russia came down to a kung-fu fight between you and Mr. Putin, it wouldn't even be close, and that's without mentioning how clumsy President Xi is with his complete lack of poise!'. Incredible, isn't it? The fake news might have you believe that I didn't earn this black belt but that's all it is folks, fake news....we're all waking up to it, aren't we? The dishonest lying media tells you these things, but a good friend of mine, great guy, you might know him by the name of Chuck Norris...yeah, Chuck Norris, great man, very incredible, wonderful person and fighter!....we need fighters, don't we folks? We do, we do...America needs fighters! That's why I ran for office, folks....anyway, he says to me: 'Mr. President!!! Your roundhouse kick is one for the ages! There's no way anyone could possibly defend against that!!'. He's great, believe me, he's great, just a great, great man. And I say: 'You really think so?'. He sparred with me for a while but I tuckered him out. Would you believe that?! I tuckered out Chuck Norris ... THE CHUCK NORRIS, just incredible, really crazy, but you won't hear this from the fake lamestream news media!! They lie folks, that's what they do. They lie and then they lie some more and then they keep lying! It's a sad, sad state of affairs and our great nation deserves much better! Oh, look in the back, do you see that? That's CNN! Their red light just went off, they stopped the broadcast, would you believe it? They stopped the broadcast....I thought they were a news organization, but I guess not...I guess not, folks. Very sad! Hey, why don't you turn the cameras and show how big this crowd is huh? Show how big the crowd is! Go on, turn the cameras! Just turn them, pan around the crowd, show the people how amazing this crowd is!.......they won't do it folks. They're afraid to report the truth, these news companies are without shame, without guilt, I've said it before, they are the enemy of the people! It's really too bad, because they could be honest, but they choose not to be, but that's okay...that's okay...."