I have a slight lisp that I blame on my grill, but I had it before I got the piece.
I pick at the hair in my goatee, leaves thin spots so i have to shave it now and then.
I mix my words out of order when I'm high(90% of my life), cause I lost my first language.
I have a habit of popping every joint(hah, joint) in my body...every 20 seconds or so.
I have a third nipple and am usually forced to show it to everyone I get introduced to.
It's more agrevating than anything but if I'm not occupied I tend to stand at ease.
I...uh...this one sucks...I write poetry.
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Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron
Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney
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