Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

Exaclty, dumbasses got lost! Ninja use boats too when it suits them, to siege a port town, or some daimyo's home or whatever. They also invented the first submarine and used boat shaped shoes to walk on water.

I could tell you about entire families of famous ninja. But if you just want one...Sarutobi Sasuke, Hattori Hando, Mishima Onisuke, Kirigakure Saizo, Miyoshi Sekai, Miyoshi Isa, Anayama Kosuke, Unno Rokuro, Kakei Juzo, Nezu Jinpachi, Mochizuki Rokuro, Yuri Kamanosuke...pick one.

Oh and as far as "ninja hookers" go, they're called kunochi. Many ninja are hookers themselves, in order to get a target in bed (for assasination, or gathering of information-post orgasm).