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Originally Posted by Plankton
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A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”
The devil says: “Give me your soul.”
What is the difference between a rock guitarist, and a jazz guitarist?
One plays three chords in front of thousands of people, the other plays thousands of chords in front of three people.
What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?
A music critic.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A moo-sician.
A young child told his mother “When I grow up I’m going to be a guitarist.”
His mother responded, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
Asked a friend why he was licking his guitar
He said he had a good taste in music.
