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DianneW · 06-23-2021, 01:38 PM

corny joke alert....
Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5
Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The organ was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another organ. As Billy began to play, the organ also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another organ for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground.

At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy.

"The cause of death appears to be multiple organ failure."

Priest and Alter Boys Alert Joke....never known USA humour, so just saying funny to me but......

The village priest went out to collect his freshly laid eggs on Sunday morning and realised his cockerel was missing.
At morning service he decided to ask his parishioners if they had seen it.
"Has anyone got a cock?" the priest asked.

All the men stood up!
"No, no," said the priest, "I meant has anyone seen a cock this morning?"
All the women stood up!
"No, no," said the priest again, "I meant, has anyone seen a cock that doesnt belong to them?"
Half of the women stood up!

"No, no, no!" exclaimed the priest. "What I meant was, has anyone seen my cock this
morning?"
The altar boys and organist all stood up and the priest fainted!

06-23-2021, 01:38 PM	#148 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 1,161	corny joke alert.... Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5 Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The organ was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another organ. As Billy began to play, the organ also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another organ for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground. At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy. "The cause of death appears to be multiple organ failure." Priest and Alter Boys Alert Joke....never known USA humour, so just saying funny to me but...... The village priest went out to collect his freshly laid eggs on Sunday morning and realised his cockerel was missing. At morning service he decided to ask his parishioners if they had seen it. "Has anyone got a cock?" the priest asked. All the men stood up! "No, no," said the priest, "I meant has anyone seen a cock this morning?" All the women stood up! "No, no," said the priest again, "I meant, has anyone seen a cock that doesnt belong to them?" Half of the women stood up! "No, no, no!" exclaimed the priest. "What I meant was, has anyone seen my cock this morning?" The altar boys and organist all stood up and the priest fainted!