here are a few regular embarrassments:
1.I binge drink and I never just drink, I DRINK. And I often make an ass outta my self, like making out with everyone at the party, kissing a dog, chasing after my shoes, getting in a hottub with all my clothes on, etc.
2.I drive down the road with Lacuna Coil playing loudly with the windows down....and coming from an area outside of detroit, it's out of the ordinary to hear anything besides hip hop and rap in a car.
3.I hate phones, and I hate talking on phones(I'm very much face to face because I'm an action person), so when I'm talking on the phone, I cannot communicate too well. And I have bad hearing(thanks dad lol) in my right ear, so if the phone is on my right I'm always asking "what!?"
4.I ghetto dance randomly
5.I say "I know, right?" and everyone thinks its funny
6.I alphabetize movies and cds, or at least catagorize them in some way.
7.When walking the streets at night, I pretend I'm badass, lol.
8.When bored in class, I play sudoku.
9.I'm just an all-around awkward person sometimes
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.
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