Originally Posted by right-track

I cross my arms when someone is talking to me, then stroke my left eye brow with the middle finger of my right hand, while I'm listening. (so I've been told).
Similar to hobo, only instead of smiling for ages afterwards I continue frowning, after somebody has pissed me off. I'm constantly being asked "what the fuckss up with you?", because of it.
I stare into space for ages when I'm thinking and am unaware of people trying to get my attention. It's embarrassing because I know I must look retarded while I'm doing it.
If I've had to much to drink I tend to be too honest, it continues to get me in a lot of trouble. In the morning I remember what I've said to a person from the previous night and feel like shit.