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Old 12-28-2020, 08:52 PM   #26077 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm Leo and dumb battles are an absolute specialty. I'm assuming there isn't a sign for "easily suggestive goofball" since every sign has to be a compliment because astrology understands marketing.
I almost included Leos too actually. But also, yes; all the signs are simultaneously everything also because marketing.
(Not that it matters BUT I have read that some indicators of having a goofball nature include things like having your moon in Cancer-- which I have-- and uhmm what else.. *googles* Sagittarians in general, allegedly, and aquarians, and strong Jupiter influence, and I'd assume a lot of water/air in one's chart?? ? But, at the same time, for instance people with a lot of Capricorn in certain placements tend to be very funny. Less goofy though perhaps. Taylor Swift is a Sag and she definitely has a half-concealed dorky sort of energy.)

I haven't been well acquainted with many Leos IRL. Only one I remember was a sword guy so there's that. (I am a bit of a 'sword guy' in spirit)

Like I said before, just google "cafeastrology free birth chart report" and google your various placements (such as Jupiter in the 1st house as I have) for lots of entertaining reads on all the bajillion astrology blogs and forums. I have this one particular placement (uh, Mars opposite Pluto or something?) and when I google it all the blogs are like "You are a BAD and EVIL person who only wants to FIGHT because of your VOLATILE CHILDHOOD oh and btw literally all these troubled boxers and dictators had this placement too, sooo..." etc but then ofc I google my Jupiter in the 1st house placement and the results are like "Soooo nice, just the nicest c: Expansive childlike energy c: So optimistic too c: " so idk.
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