I've always liked the idea of hunting people in a forest tbh (or at the very least, tying them to a chair in a theater while I present several Powerpoints/rambling TED talks basically about my current obsessive interests alternated with my theories about what's wrong with all my family members, with song and dance numbers in between, so basically a tortuous unending one-woman variety show). Especially Jeff Bezos (he would get the torture labyrinth though, not a variety show). I'm very non-threatening however so I would need my powered exoskeleton and trained cassowaries to assist me.
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formerly Chiomara
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