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Originally Posted by jwb
 yeah cause Hispanics never colonised nothing. Shaddap hay seed. |
As a young man Ted Cruz was drinking Modelo in a cemetery until he fell through the ground into a forgotten crypt. There he beheld upon the neck of a skeleton on a plinth an amulet of pure darkness. Putting it around his neck he became possessed by the spirit of an old white plantation owner and set off to conquer the world.
You can see it in his eyes.