Oh gosh I completely forgot I made this thread. Usually when I start making a thread late at night I end up closing the tab and telling myself "No."
Anyway good ideas everyone. Except for Hawk-- you're supposed to share frivolous, unnecessary ideas, not useful ones.
Speaking of things built into the walls, I've always wondered why more rich people with their ultra luxe bathrooms don't ever incorporate giant floor to ceiling aquariums.
I think I've mentioned this before, but I'd very much like to have a giant bathtub carved out of quartz or onyx.
I also often fantasize about creating a roller disco. Drugs would be allowed. There would of course be goth/80s industrial and/or french coldwave nights also (I don't even know how to roller skate so I'm not sure what this fixation is about) as well as occasional Britney Spears nights (without warning) aND (forgot what I was going to type). And a jellyfish aquarium with blue velvet couches. Yes this would basically be built for me, personally to skate around in alone while cackling to myself in glee.
Also, instead of a cat cafe, a golden retriever cafe (yes I know there would be hair everywhere but it could be managed somehow). The golden retrievers would each have extensive back stories/lore that I invent and they would also be the waiters, ofc. (They'd bring people their muffin order in a little bag, as well as throw pillows, or whatever else they wished to bring and you would be obligated to accept it graciously and give them lots of pets as a reward) And instead of having the typical cat cafe aesthetic I'd want it to be more homey, with a fireplace and such. Alternately: miniature donkeys.
AND-- I personally don't think this is impractical, but others do-- a 24 hour chinese buffet (PLUS made to order tacos AND waffles) that ALSO has an arcade with a bar. (And yes I know casinos exist but I hate them, so.) There would also be a few private special Depression Eating booths for lone diners who just want to gorge in solitude while watching things on their tablet in a disassociated state.
I also wish to have my own labyrinth. Just a labyrinth, nothing special. (I suppose if I wanted I could occasionally charge people an absurd entry fee and call it "Silent Meditation Labyrinth Day Retreat" or something with lots of new-age jargon thrown in the pamphlet, as well as various words and phrases that rich upper class kooky white people like/feel comforted by.)
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