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Old 11-20-2020, 11:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Obscenely rich?

I’d buy trendy condos evict everyone and turn them into free housing.

I’d buy restaurants and convert them into a coops and teach people about consensus decision making.

I’d buy huge plots of land in cities across the country and hire environmentally minded people to organize community gardens.

I’d start free schools in ghettos that actually taught poor kids who want to learn and rec center day cares for kids who didn’t and call that school too. More complicated but along those lines.

I’d buy churches and raze them.

I’d buy politicians and get free public transportation everywhere.

I’d buy clinics and subsidize them and make them free.

I’d pay off police unions and have them police correctly.

I’d have real legal defense teams for poor people and I’d buy off judges.

I’d fund the **** out of groups like BLM and antifa with the mission of making suburbs unlivable.

I’d buy every private prison in the country and close them. I’d pay off whoever it took to pardon all the non-violent offenders.

I’d buy fast food chains and convert them into vegan coops.
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