America I Hate You

America, I hate you and these are the facts
I hate all your white people and I hate all the blacks
I hate every second you’re not hit with a nuke
I hate you more than I hate tumors and puke
I hate drawing breath and feeling your air
I hate waking up and knowing I’m there
I hate Kentucky bourbon and dark yuppie beer
I hate every second I’ve spent living here
I hate bald eagles and redwood trees
I hate southern people who say thank you and please
I hate your flag your culture and past
I even hate the fact that you’re not going last
I hate all the privileged and disenfranchised too
I hate every last Christian and Muslim and Jew
I hate every gun and I hate revolution
I hate all your problems and I hate the solution