i think i'm a mizture of most of your little things
i too cannot have one kind of food touch the other..i hate tomatoes but i like ketchup and bitter tomato pureé
i bite people all the time...it used to be just ears...
i jump onto friends and pull out their eyebrow hairs...it's hilarious
i have a SERIOUS neck phobia...i will kill and i almost have
i love eating jam, syrup...it's sooo good
i use dry macaroni as a straw to suck the jam..mmm
i tell people off for no reason, especially when they're being suer nice to me
i whine and scratch people for some reason...
i spoil people's stories with stupid anecdotes and make it a giant anticlimax
i repeat things for months and do a strange dances..in public
not that special..
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