Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I'd brag. I'd definitely brag about sticking things in my ass to make stuck up homophobes uncomfortable. Always ****ing crying about the gay man. Wah wah wah. STFU straight man.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.