1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
I worked in a Greek restaurant. Yeah it was pretty cool.
2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?
Kill everybody who owns a black truck.
3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?
I wouldn’t want them to be able recreate plastics and batteries and stuff but pretending that’s a non-issue the vibrator. LSD also comes to mind but they were probably already tripping on shrooms and peyote.
4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?
Rapeman actually that’s a hard one: maybe The Heat Miser from that Christmas show.
He’s mister heat blister lol
5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)
a blue whale and a bald eagle
6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?
Beethoven’s 9th Symphony
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