1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
I would weedwack people's properties in a town near Yosemite. It suuuuuucked but was a fat paycheck for a 10 year old.
2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?
This position no longer exists and I'm fired.
3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?
How to identify and derive influenza vaccines.
4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?
Juggernaut.
5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)
Let's add octopus to the platypus melting pot.
6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?
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