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Old 08-16-2020, 02:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Let's say you are interested in a nice woman.
She's clever, funny and she has beautiful feet. How would you go about licking them?
First time. You make it all about her feet. You wash them in warm water. You dry them with clean towels. You wrap them in warm towels. You massage them for a long time. You massage them until your hands are exhausted and then you keep massaging still. Then you massage longer. Then you carefully stretch and softly bend every toe. Making sure the only focus in your universe is the toe you’re working on. Then make sure you have room temperature water at hand to keep your mouth moist. And you lick and suck and suck and lick every nook and cranny. On and on till the break of dawn.

Nothing else. Don’t eat her out. Don’t kiss her mouth. Don’t suck on her titties. Don’t stick your finger in her butt. Don’t **** her.

Then next time just start incorporating it into a regular part of the foreplay.

Be sure that no one on earth, not even her, knows her feet better than you. The first time is just worship but after that especially catered to her specific podiatristical needs. It’s exactly how she likes it best for as long as she likes it and only for as long as she likes it. Maybe after a hard day all she needs is some foot care. That’s what she gets. Maybe she doesn’t need you up in her foot business anymore. That’s fine, too. But it’ll be there waiting. No matter where she goes, who she’s with, if she needs her feet scrubbed, rubbed, or loved... she’ll know who the goddamn champion is: you, son.
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