Originally Posted by The Batlord

I would wash her hair so ****ing good. I'm so super thorough with making sure to get the suds to every part of the scalp that she'd be super uncomfortable but I'd just be like "Do you want greasy hair, you miserable welp?"

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.