So theres 3 guys that are standing at Heaven's Gates, when God shows up...
God says "Well, we're running low on space up here, so i have something new
im trying. Im going to ask you how long youve been with your wife, and how
many times youve cheated on her. then, i'll give you a car, based on your
answers."
The first guy says, "I've been married for 5 years, and cheated 10 times."
God is outraged and yells "TEN TIMES?! GEEZ!!! Your car is that piece of crap
25 year old Vovlo junk."
The second guy steps forward and says, " Well, I've been married 8 years, and
cheated 5 times."
God then says, "Not as bad, but still not good. Here, take this mid-condition
pick-up."
The third guy tells God, "I've been happily married 15 years, and never
cheated on my wife."
God is pleased and give the man a 2006 Dodge Viper.
....A few weeks later, the men with the crap cars find the man with the Viper
sitting on the side of the road crying. They ask him what happened, and he
says, "Well, I thought we were happily married, but she just rode by on a scooter."
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