Thank god I took a dump before going for a smoke or I probably would have **** myself. I stepped outside, put a cig to my lips, went to light it, and POP like a Chinese firecracker with bits of tobacco shrapnel pelting my face and my ears ringing. I made sure my lighter hadn't exploded in my hand, reached down to pick up the cigarette I'd dropped in fright, and the paper around the tip was blown out. Then I lit it again and all was well. Probably gonna sue Phillip Morris though.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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