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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Bro I've been plotting for a long time now telling the Norm McNonald moth joke but I never have the balls to actually tell it. It's literally the perfect joke. It's only as funny as you are funny and so you have nothing to fall back on to save you if you are not actually funny yourself so telling it is a terrifying prospect.
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"Moth balls" made me think of another moth joke. You probably know it. It's has fewer words to memorize than Norm's moth joke. I think once you can pull that one off you can move onto Norm's moth joke. However when you do attempt to tell Norm's moth joke ask them if they know what a "podiatrist" is beforehand cause you don't want to spend five minutes telling the joke and have them miss the punchline cause they don't know what a "podiatrist" is.
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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