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Old 11-27-2019, 03:06 PM   #65248 (permalink)
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They’re defined by regularly making healthy life decisions, which was an essential trait in someone I would ever marry and vise versa for her
Bro you're married, no kids, and economically well off enough to buy a house in your 20s. That's about as privileged as it gets. I'll bet you ten bucks after you have your first kid your nice little diet plan goes right the **** out the window cause you're too tired for that **** and picking up KFC on the way home sounds like a really good alternative. Pump out another kid and your wife's gonna let her body go cause she's not a celebrity who has nothing better to do than exercise all day and then you're gonna get a nice dad gut to match. (Unless you're just that shallow of a yuppie that your self image can't handle anything but looking like an LL Bean catalog.)

And then imagine being a single parent, two kids, two jobs, and barely enough time and energy to even go to KFC.
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