Originally Posted by Trollheart

Thanks man. Good to be back.
In case anyone is wondering where I was all this time, I spent it in a small cabin at the top of Mount Fujijama, where I subsisted on unleavened bread and spring water for three hundred days, communing with nature and clearing my mind of all thoughts (which wasn't hard) till in a flash of insight I suddenly realised the secret to eternal life!

Refrain from dying.

Originally Posted by jwb

A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel