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Old 07-28-2019, 02:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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Reasonable. I kinda don't want to own a dog or cat on my own for the same reason I don't trust myself to own a kid. Will I ever get a blowjob from my mom's dog?
Yes. About 30% of the times you have the house to yourself until the dog dies.
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