Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

I hate to get this technical but;

If when you piss sitting down, the piss gets on your balls, it only stands to reason that your penis doesn't hang below your balls, since piss usually flows out of the penis in a southward direction. So, if when the urine leaves the urethra, and makes its way down to your balls, one can only conclude that you have a ridiculously small penis.