When I'm drunk I stand on tables and sing, to the embarrassment of my mates.
Also I hog the mic at Karaoke and tend to get carried away.
I have a very special nack of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time
e.g; I got into a conversation with a person who I had just met about baldness (he was bald) and I commented on how baldness was hereditary and that at a guess his Father was probably bald.
He replied, "that's a load of crap because he isn't".
To which I said jokingly, "then you must take after your Mother."
The lad glared at me and left the room, which by now had fallen silent.
It was then I was informed that his Mother had died recently...of cancer.
