Scouser walks into a Manchester pub and asked for a pint of lager.
Recognising a Scouse accent, the whole pub falls silent and turns to look at the man.
Realising he has made a bad mistake he turns and heads for the door.
The barman says "Where the fuck do you think your off to, yer granny robbing Scouse dolite. Your going nowhere till you roll the dice".
"What do you mean, roll the dice?", replies the bin dipper.
"Well if you roll 1 to 5 you get your teeth kicked in". Says the barman.
"What if I roll a six?" says the Scouser.
Barman replies, "You get another go!"
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