01-22-2019, 01:00 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck
to tell you all the truth, i'm getting fedup with relationships
i'm going to look or a black hooker
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going after a lawyer friend
MUST.STOP.THINKING.ABOUT.HER.PUSSY
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i want to have sex with a goat
i've already tried sheep
(i was in Wales, after all)
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck
been wanking a lot lately
i mean a lot
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck
tighten your vagina
shshsgahanwgueurhydjd[sjwuhcd
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck
i still have sex the way fish do, well my discharge, anyway
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^^I think i'll be celibate for a while anyway
my fighting companion in "Skyrim" just got killed
i can't get over her
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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