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Old 01-06-2019, 01:03 PM   #58499 (permalink)
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He kinda reminds me of I think Dracula 2000 where the heroes capture Dracula and read up on vampire lore to figure out how to slow him down long enough to be able kill him, so they tie him up with all these ridiculously complicated knots cause vampires are psychology incapable of doing anything when they have knots to untie but Dracula unties all the knots in three seconds and then they throw a bunch of bird seed at him or whatever cause vampires are obsessed with counting things but he counts all the bird seed in like two seconds before they even hit the ground cause he's such a badass at counting and then the heroes are like wuuuuuuut cause their great plan only stopped Dracula for five seconds and now they're all gonna die.
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