Surprise Friday six pack
1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?
Yes.
2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?
Don’t remember.
3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?
I’d make a bunch of sandwiches for myself to eat when I got my nuts back.
4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?
I ask Merit’s niece what she got a Victoria’s Secret and tell her she’ll look amazing in that.
5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?
I kill the babies but I don’t want to be young. Late late term abortions are for men who are old... and dirty.
6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?
Watermelon Bubble Yum
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