My Retarded Coworker is like the janitor and also puts up the truck, but recently we've hired another guy to help and MRC now treats him as his employee. Yesterday he basically had the guy put up the whole truck himself while MRC just supervised cause he's lazy as ****, and today he tried to have the new guy cut the onions for prep cause it's his least favorite thing ever. Then the manager was like, yeah the new guy has to clean up this area and you have to cut onions and my retarded coworker was not pleased.
So of course I made it a point to walk to and from the area where retarded coworker guy was forlornly cutting onions and be like, "Damn, those onions are strong today," and "Oh my eyes!"
My retarded coworker was pissed and having none of my **** and told me to **** off multiple times.