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Old 10-04-2018, 11:16 AM   #19969 (permalink)
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Dear porn,

It constantly astonishes me how you can find ever more inventive ways to make beautiful women seem unappealing. This scene I just viewed where the woman, during the intro where she is doing her "slowly stripping and showing herself to be a naughty girl" thing, began shoving three fingers down her throat and choking on them as if to conjure images of your penis that has a diameter of three fingers. Of course she then leaked slobber down her chin and onto her breasts as she gasped for air (as one does) in a way that turned my newly flaccid member into an innie.

Then she did it again.

Truly a masterpiece.

Yours in "dat just ain't right",

66ActuallySexy
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