How early do you consider it being too early to wake up on the weekend?
Never. I wake up at like 2/3 A.M. all the time and write short stories while my dreams are still fresh in my head.
How many jobs have you had in your lifetime? And if applicable, which one was your favorite?
A mini golf shack, construction and demo with my dad, and a campground.
If you could do one thing that you would be remembered for when you die, what would it be? It can be anything you want.
Pioneering the brutal exercise discipline of Deathrobics.
What are your favorite kind of shoes to wear?
No shoes at all.
When it comes to it, what will be your weapon of choice during the apocalypse?
I am my own weapon.
Your perfect outfit? Feel free to post pictures if you want.
Being free from the constraints of clothing.