So my mom's going on a cruise to Mexico with her co-workers and I need to drive at least 20 minutes to her home while she's gone to watch over my sister and take care of the cat.
Two problems: I normally drive 5 minutes from my apartment to work every day, and now I'm gonna have to waste my gas going to my moms which she is not going to give me gas money for and drive almost 30 to get to work for the next week.
2nd problem: My sister's 19 years old. She can look over the house and feed the cat herself. Sooo what the fuck is my mom doing making me come over? Makes absolutely no sense.
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