Originally Posted by Fluff

It would be like Franklin's apartment in GTA V, a beautiful modern property in a sunny climate overlooking the skyline. Not too big but very smart and spacious inside. I only need one bedroom. Inside the property would be things I like.

An unbelievable amount of drugs, music and beer. As it's heaven I'd even be on that 55.36% abv lemon infused IPA stuff that Frown drinks.

I'd spend the days just relaxing in the pool in my garden and getting the barbecue going, wearing shorts and abusing drugs and alcohol. In the evenings I'd invite the local hotties round for card games, a glass of sherry and a sing song round the piano.

Once a week, I'd watch some football on the big screen. Invite the lads round. Villa are top of the league, and challenging for honours on all fronts. It is heaven after all.

I'd have a pet jaguar that doesn't bite.