Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

I own a number of pieces that would fit the bill. A shag fur collared suede trenchcoat, a checkerboard leather jacket, and a closet full of polyester.

I got this covered.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.