I don't listen to a lot. In fact, I listen to so little jazz that I can post all of the albums I own right here:
You jazz guys love this one. Mmmm... good stuff. Bring out the whipped cream and the strawberries. Gonna have a night just with yourself and this album. Simply delightful, isn't it?
Almost like the real thing, eh? No? Ahh, whatever.
"Sacrilegious! Uncultured pleb! Get thee out of here with those tragically plebby albums."
I've also got a handful Bebel Gilberto albums. Those are technically bossa nova related, which is a genre related to jazz or a sub genre of jazz.
But what this basically amounts to is that I don't give much of a damn about jazz.