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Old 07-04-2018, 10:27 AM   #119 (permalink)
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4th of July list of cool **** America gave the world

The Blues
Jazz
Rock’n’roll
Hip hop
Punk (Ramones bitches)
Film
TV
Airplanes
Moon rocks (only on the moon)
Atomic Bombs (first to test and USE bitches)
The Lightbulb
The telephone
The Internet
The Super Bowl
The World Series
Bourbon (it’s better than Scotch)
Fast Food
Rich black people
The basketball dunk
Coca-Cola
The Bong
100 dollar bills
Indians
The Wooly Mammoth

We’re the largest richest most powerful empire EVA

So suck our dicks
Bolded 1: Scottish
Bolded 2: English
Bolded 3 and 4: Only Americans care about these
Bolded 5: Huh?

Also, that girl has a dick in her ass? Cool.
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