led zepplin had to rush of to a show so to make sure they had fun to they handcuffed two naked women to a bed and left them for 4 hours, then returned and ****ed them.
jimmy page was given two live octopai for his birthday they soon found a use for them. after discovering that when placed in a bath with 2 young groupies they would masturbate the groupies using their tentacles.
during a hotel stay led zepplin wrecked 20 thousand pounds worth of tvs by throwing them out the balcony when paying for these damages the manager of the hotel said "just once i'd love to throw a tv off a balcony" slapping down 500 on the counter peter grant (zepplin manager) shouted "have one on us".
ZEP LEGENDS!
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