Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I would blow my ****ing brains out if I had to deal with these puns all day. Blow. My. ****ing. Brains. Out. All over the wall.

You'd be like "What's a pirates favorite letter?"

I'd be like "R?"

And you'd respond with "No, it's the C!!!!"

And POP!!!! Blood, brains, fragments of skull and possibly my eye ball splatter all over the wall behind me as you all look in horror.