Originally Posted by Frownland

Or like successfully(ish) trying to keep a punctured beer can from spilling on the carpet before you get to a sink/outside so that you can let the pressure release. Then once it's not explosive you just drink the rest, pouring it in a cup if you're classy.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Only you would know the secret of gripping a water jug with your bum cheeks.