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Originally Posted by The Batlord
> be me
> give flowers and compliments to a bar maid
> marry bar maid
> buy a house with bar maid
> have a son with bar maid
> refocus on quests
> now every time I come home she's bitching about me not buying her things anymore
> enough
> hit her
> hit her again
> she runs out into the street screaming
> follow her
> chase her back to the bar
> beat her to death in front of her coworkers and half the village
> they took my son, little Keanu
10/10 Would commit domestic abuse again.
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What's even more fun is marrying two separate people in the same town, then bringing one of them to the other. You'll basically get two crazy wives yelling at each other while you just stand there. It's great.