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Old 06-11-2018, 05:47 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard View Post
have Banshee Jo open the chest
Trying to wrap and fasten your torn belt around your tattered pants, you face your Monstourage. "Hey, Jo. Earlier, you said you could do, like, a sonar scream, right? To probe for dangers?"

Jo shrugs in the spookiest possible way. "Sure. You want me to check out the chest?"

You answer with a nod, sighing as you give up on trying to salvage your ruined belt and cast it aside into the shadows.

Cracking her ghostly knuckles, Jo sends forth a shriek pitched so highly that only other Banshees, and the occasional audiophile, can discern it. Within moments, the mysteries of the chest are revealed unto her. "Oh," she says. "Well. That's something."

"What?" you ask. "What's in there? Is it good shit, or is it some sort of vile trap?"

Jo opens her palms. "That depends. I mean, it's all relative, I suppose. But I can say that isn't dangerous."

Overwhelmed by curiosity, you bade her open the mysterious chest, and she gladly acquiesces. And, lo! Within, you find...

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Jo snickers. Jimmy grimaces. Frownlad shrieks. The Mind Worm mentally fist pumps. Well, that's that, then.

Beyond the chest lies a pathway leading further into the cavern. And behind you yet remains the way back to the entrance. What do you do now?

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Proudly
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Title: Chest Examiner
Health: 14
Energy: 13
Inventory: Whip, Headband
Skills: Bullshit, Monster Mash, Get In Here
Afflictions: Possessed Penis

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Monstourage
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Mind Worm (Emboldened)
Frownlad the Goblin (Disheveled)
Jimmy Four Claws (Hungry)
Banshee Jo (Spooky)
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