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Old 06-09-2018, 09:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
Neapolitan
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Actually, my ex and her asshole new husband live out in 'the country,' [i.e. outside of city limits], so they have to burn their trash. Chase tells me that his mom and her asshole husband threaten to burn his Pokemon cards whenever he misbehaves.
Buy him one of those binders, with baseball card size sheet protectors. Not only is it a neat way to organize his card, but if they ever decide to burn your son's Pokeman cards with a thick binder like that the toxic fumes from the plastic burning will cause smoke inhalation. Problem solved, no more "asshole new husband."
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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