The Batlord

How do you take your coffee/tea? If you don't drink either, what went wrong in your life?

I don't like coffee and I'm too lazy to become a regular tea drinker, but when I do I take four spoons of sugar and just enough milk to "fill out" the flavor.

Favorite cartoon and why.

Batman: The Animated Series, hands down. Storytelling in cartoons may have evolved since then but nostalgia, Batman fanboyism, and the sheer amazingness of that series in so many ways still makes me giddy when I'm about to watch it. Possibly also favorite show or at least tied with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How the **** can you not lose your **** every time Mark Hamill does the Joker laugh?

How far do you think "art" can be taken before it isn't art anymore?

What's the fun in that? I'll take it on a case-by-case basic and not close my mind beforehand. I'm not arty enough to be proactive.

If the "afterlife" was proven to be a fact, would you kill yourself or hang out for a while?

Depends on the afterlife, but I suppose either way it would take the edge off of life a bit so I'd spend as much time on Earth as possible being as ridiculous as possible. How many bitches would suddenly be DTF if they realized this life was just a waiting room?

You come home to see your neighbors house on fire and it's a windy night. Firefighter gives you exactly three minutes to save what you can before your house catches next. What do you save?

Computers, comics, video games, and if there's time maybe the cats.

What makes your best friend your best friend? Batty, if you had a friend, what would they be like?

You got it all wrong. My best friend isn't as ludicrous as I am but still pretty ****ing nerdy and weird. We just make sense to each other and don't have to explain why we do and say the things we do. We just have fun having arbitrary conversations that would alienate most normies.

But if I didn't have a friend I'd make a fifi and we'd never be separated.

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