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Old 05-28-2018, 12:20 PM   #51190 (permalink)
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So Linda and I decided to stay married until the end of the year for tax purposes. We sold the home and netted some good cash. If we were to both file as single we could get dinged pretty badly from what I've read/heard. Married filing jointly for 2018 is the way to go.

It's our 35th wedding anniversary today! We're getting along great and still talk all the time.

Should I send her flowers?
Send her divorce papers with all but the last letter of your last name filled in.
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