Dreamt that I was a lesbian.
I was about to have sex with some woman but she was a bit too fat for my tastes.
In my dream sax tablets existed. No not viagra. Like iPads with virtual sexual partners in them and you could reach through the screen or put your genitals in there or whatever and interact with them.
So I arranged a whole bunch of those sex tablets on the bed I was about to have sex on.
But the woman was offended by me doing that and called me out on not finding her attractive enough on her own.
That made me really angry. So angry that my skin ruptured and a smaller, angrier version of me and also a rabid dog emerged out of my husk.
This mini-me and the dog ran, madly screeching/barking, at the poor woman.
At this point my view changed and I saw everything from her perspective. The weird angry, screeching woman and the rabid dog running at me were incredibly scary and when they reached me I woke up.
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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.
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