Waluigi is f
ucking sexy. There, I said it. That lanky frame? Totally cute in a dorky kind of way. Adorkable, you could say. He's definitely got a strong jawline too, and have you ever seen a more debonair mustache? I know I haven't. He may have a cocky attitude, but that just means he oozes confidence and machismo. And if a man ain't got confidence, he ain't worth your time. Unless you're a controlling person, you manipulative bitch. His teeth are perfect, which is always a good quality to look for. And did I mention that dope purple and black color scheme with just a touch of yellow? Dis ni
gga be pimpin'! I would f
uck Waluigi. We would be inside each other's buttholes all day and all night.