You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and honest compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.
CHURCH.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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